It's a holiday Monday here in Alberta. Instead of being at work I've been busy busy cleaning my office/sewing/hobby room. Here is a little something I came across during my organizing from my brother Michael.
He wrote:
Every month I meet with a group of men for leadership training. This month is a retreat and the topic is public communication. Our homework has been to write a couple of 30-second commercials that we will do on video and then watch them to see our mannerism on camera. Here's one of mine.
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Are you a hemorrhoid sufferer?
Does your anus feel like a fiery cauldron?
Do you refer to it as the "burning ring of fire"?
Have you worn a hole in the seat of your favorite pants from squirming due to itching?
Here at Tucks, we have the perfect solution.
(Holding up Preparation H Gel) The makers of Tucks Medicated Wipes know that you are not an automobile in need of a lube job.
(Holding up Preparation H Suppositories) We also know you aren't a jelly-filled doughnut.
(Holding up a canister of Tucks) Here at Tucks we say, "Wipe away your pain."
Four to five medicated wipes after every bowel movement, not only douses the fire and relieves the itching, but also leaves you feeling clean and fresh all day.
Tucks Medicated Wipes. Available over the counter at drug stores everywhere.
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Michael's the funniest person I know.
